Many of you have already won your way in to 98 PXY Summer Jam. To you, I say, “Congrats.”
To those of you who continue to struggle with the whole, “listen to 98 PXY to win your way in” concept, I’m posting this helpful guide for you to reference in times of duress.
- A busy signal means you should hang up and call back.
- If no one answers right away we, a.) already have a winner, or b.)don’t want to listen to you ask questions about how to win 98 PXY Summer Jam invites.
- Following us on Twitter and friending us on Facebook are excellent ways to win invites out of our personal stashes.
- If you don’t know what Twitter or Facebook is, I don’t want to know you. Your mom knows Twitter for God’s sake.
- Should you be fortunate enough to make it through as caller 8, at least attempt to sound excited.
- If excitement is too much to ask for, assume we’re going to get you off our phone line ASAP and call you names.
- Once you win tickets, think about what outfit you’re going to grace us with on June 4th.
- If your plan is to wear a Looney Tunes T-shirt, stay home.
- E-mailing us your stories most likely WILL NOT result in you getting invites. Everyone has a sick relative, and everyone knows a kid who did something good. Have a cookie.
- Bribing us with free anything increases your chances dramatically.
- Guys, odds are you’ll have a harder time getting through. More women listen to PXY. It’s a fact.
- Also a fact, women have breasts. Next case.
OK, seriously. We’ve got so many different ways for you to win invites to PXY Summer Jam, really, all you have to do is keep listening. It’s not that hard. Thousands of people have figured it out already, you could be next!
So I’ve been dieting for what seems like forever…but not really getting results. My main offenders: not enough sleep, alcohol & carbs. So I’m going to mix up my diet a little bit…only got 3 months till the wedding and I need to see results!
