Leave a Comment | Posted by Raphael on June 30, 2009
We DON’T Salute U: D-bag Edition
Posted in: Are you kidding me?, I'm just sayin'..., Personal Lessons, Relationships, Stupid People, Uncategorized
Here is a new segment on my blogroll called, “WE DON’T SALUTE U,” or simply, WDSU.
Blog-isode #1: Douchebags.
The Story Behind It: I was driving in Greece, minding my own biz and a these two D-bags pass me going way over the speed limit (of course, the cars were d-bag kind of cars…souped up Mitsubishi Lancer Evo and Infiniti G35 coupe).
So, I pull in to Wegmans to get food, and these d-bags were there. They come out of their vehicles with the flaming/gel-infested DRAGONBALL Z hair and orange tans. They look at me with disgust and their pouty lips look. YUCK!
Signs of a Douchebag:
1.) The over-gel their hair.
2.) They over-tan to the point of “Oompa Loomp-iness.”
3.) They treat their Girlfriend like s!#t.
4.) They wear three layers of popped-collared polos.
5.) They love to pose and make “silly” faces (i.e. pouty lips, the “shocker”, etc.).
6.) They have rock-hard abs and love to show them off.
7.) They treat their broskis like s!#t.
8.) All they think of is sex and themselves.
9.) They drive souped up cars that probably is worth their life savings.
10.) They are featured on THIS website. (click on the link)
^^^^ Yeah…kinda like THAT! ^^^^
This led me to write about this and say: “Ladies, please don’t date douchebags!”
I admit, I may wear stuff that might make me look like a d-bag, but Iam far from it!
It’s all about character…and Douchebags have NO real character. They just think they’re the s!#t!
WE DON’T SALUTE U, DOUCHEBAGS OF THE WORLD!
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