Today’s video…USHER and Bieber dancin’ it out at THE ELLEN SHOW!

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I’m-a be LIVE at the MARKETPLACE MALL almost every Friday in November! (11/6, 11/13, 11/20)

 Bring your pennies, Intense Milks bottle caps, your swag, and energy…this is gonna be HUUUUUGE! Don’t forget to say hi!

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I had an awesome time visiting Rochester Area High Schools! Check out some of the action below, or go to my Fan page!

Check out the pictures…

Jon and Kate in da club scene…paparazzi shot!

Don’t take my babies!!!!

We only had three left at the end of the night…I’m a bad dad.

The Millionaire hostess melts in the presence of a U.S. Navy Pilot! Just watch her give the mating signs away!! LMFAO!

SHE WANTS HIM TO GIVE HER A “WET WILLIE!”

If you want to check out the debauchery, go to my Facebook page here!

Have you ever had someone control your Facebook page and what’s the worst thing they did to it? Or anything bad happened because of  Facebook hijacking!

I want to know! Leave a comment!

Most Wanted Wiener!

Why? What is so special about a guy that can suck blood? I can do that if I wanted to!

 Oh, ROBERT PATTINSON…so dreamy! The guy at the 1:13 mark is hot, check him out…heh.

“Look, I have a six-pack and I can turn into a werewolf!”

*pssshhh*. I have a 12-pack…in my fridge.

 Here, watch the trailer to New Moon again and get excited over it.

I hope you wet your pants.

We had a few drinks, started chatting with the lovely bartenders — Stephanie and Megan (Ashley stopped by later) — and we all were having a great time, when Stephanie offered to create ‘Sharpie Tattoo’ on everybody’s arms…

Being ‘guys’ we all said SURE!

 My ‘Sharpie Tattoo’s’ came out great, except for the big one on my back…

let’s just say it rhymes with “Dock.”

But, Ashley countered with a very nice sharpie tattoo on my front side…can’t show you that one!!! *wink*

Lesson learned.

With a newly-released album, The Blueprint 3, JAY-Z brings back the swagga and style of HOVA into the rap/hip-hop scene!

He brings along Grammy Winner ALICIA KEYS into the mix, with this single– Empire State of Mind.

I love this song, because it just screams the NYC, and my love for the city!

TAKE A LISTEN!
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Girl band/Boy Bands…still relevant??

You bet your @$$ they are!

New stuff from JADA, a female vocal group formed in Boston, MA…on the heels on their debut single, ‘American Cowboy’.

Their newest single, called ‘Breakup Song’.

LISTEN HERE:
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Check out their official MySpace profile HERE.

So, I have a buddy, who’s seeing this girl. Self-explanatory, right? Well, there is a slight dilemma that you may think is minor, but it has the ability to manipulate the direction of the ENTIRE future breakup relationship (YES, IT’S THAT IMPORTANT!)

This comes from my buddy’s perspective: They went on a little date to meet up and get to know each other. They met through FACEBOOK (how ’bout that, you don’t need eHarmony.com or be a douche like JON GOSSELIN to find someone). It was towards the end of the night, if you call 4am the end of the night…and she was ready for the end-of-night kiss. She goes in for the kill, and he answers the call.

My friend tells me this is the best part.

She tells him it was too rough…

Too rough?

 ”Yeah, it needs to be slow and passionate.”

So, he adjusts accordingly and changes speed, lowers the gear a little–if you will. They said goodbye and left.

The reason I write to you with a sense of urgency (not really) in my blog? My lazy good friend wanted me to reach out to you…what kind of kiss do the ladies appreciate???

The slow and passionate, or the rough and hardcore?? Do the hands need to do anything? What’s part of the kissing package??? He wants me to get some feedback and see what YOU think (I’m a good friend.)