Bristol Palin has made the jump to acting with this role on an ABC Family show. Something tells me an Emmy is NOT in her future.
I’m not a Hollywood director, but is THAT the best they could get her to do? I’ve seen licked stamps with more personality!
Maybe I should cut her some slack. She’s dealing with a lot. Her mom shoots animals from helicopters for heck sakes!
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Figured it was just a matter of time. Here it is, the Lady Gaga sex doll.
More embarrassing, nailing the doll, or the real thing? Too close to call.
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It’s done, right? The whole fad of getting a tattoo on your lower back? My first thought upon finding out someone has a tramp stamp is, “God, what a horrible life decision.”
As atrocious as a tramp stamp is, these are the 5 worst I’ve seen on the internet. No. Words.
The only thing worse than a Taylor Hicks tramp stamp? I dunno. Maybe a Ruben Studdard tramp stamp?
At last check, Ray Ramano has made millions, and you’re a loser with a massive, permanent scab above your ass. Stay down.
A dude with a tramp stamp is a major concern. This look all but guarantees you a spot on a VH1 reality show. So, there’s that, I guess.
Poor Kelly. The douchebags she associates herself with have such a hard time remembering her name that she had to go to extreme measures.
Awesome. A tramp stamp promoting Autism Awareness. Better idea? A tramp stamp promoting Planned Parenthood.
I guess I should have known about this sooner, but yesterday I was introduced to a trailer to a new movie that disturbs me to no end:
WTF?!?!?!?
Will Smith’s demon seed playing the role of The Karate Kid?!?!? Watch that trailer. He can’t be more than 10 years old! “Jacket on, jacket off?” (<—see what I did there?) Are you effing kidding me? How does that even come close to “Wax on/Wax off?” IT DOESN’T!
The news of a Karate Kid franchise reboot floored me like a William Zabka leg sweep.
There’s no way this Hollywood remake will ever be able to match the supreme awesomeness of the original!
Witness:
So. Good. There is no debating.
I want nothing to do with this new Karate Kid movie. NOTHING! I have even joined a group to ban the movie on Facebook! As of this posting, we are a whole 9 members deep and growing by the hour!
Seriously, didn’t the franchise learn anything from “The Next Karate Kid?” I couldn’t even bring myself to watch Part III, because I knew it could never live up to how amazing Parts I and II were.
Nothing can save this doomed project. Nothing. This is the worst idea to come out of Hollywood since allowing Moose to audition for a reality TV show. Somewhere, Hillary Swank is pointing and laughing.
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