The Cat Paint app on my iPhone is my new addiction. I really can’t explain why it makes me laugh so much…but it does. I mean…look at my art…

…although they could have used a better pic. Like this…

I experienced my first wine tour over the weekend with 19 of my friends. Wine never tasted so good. I knew I was having a GREAT time the moment I stopped feeling feelings. We went to a couple of the wineries on Seneca Lake, Three brothers, Glenora and four others which I don’t recall because I was hammered! Most of the time we were thrown into the basements of the wineries because we couldn’t be trusted, this is understandable. At one point I had so much wine I think I actually took on the shape of a unicorn and then peed in the corner of one of the cellars. It was a smelly situation

Janet Jackson watches her own flash mob…pretty awesome…

New Moon comes out! I’ll be honest…I’m not going to go to the theatre to see it…but that doesn’t make Taylor Launtner any less hot. Look he even has his own doll now…

Still not as good as this…

…Team Jacob.